a) I flushed 1/2 the toilet-paper holder spring thing down the toilet at work b/c I was too mortified to reach my hand in there to get it, so I buried the other half in the trash...
b) I got my first speeding ticket in 9 years today, and it's steep.
or
c) my last patient in the hospital today was an old, bossy, bearded, Schizophrenic woman who kept farting while I was reading her the Scripture she requested. Loudly. Awesome.
I was torn, but I might go with option c.
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I cannot express how funny this post was. It made me snort. And I never snort.
I agree... number three was by far the best/worst part of your day.
HA!
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